underhanded fastball

Jerking off in a public restroom stall while doing a handstand. The ejaculation must take place in less than 15 seconds after the jerking commences, and to truly perform this dead the load must be caught in the mouth of the one jerking off.

Dude I passed this girl walking through the mall yesterday. I got so hard I had to go into sprint to the restroom and pull an underhanded fastball.

by loisting4life April 9, 2017

Bat fastard

When somebody with dyslexia is fat

I’m a dirty bat fastard

by Rhys bond April 20, 2018

Intermediate Fasting

When you put fake bugs in your food causing an intermediate stoppage of eating

Blaise used intermediate fasting to scam Jersey Mikes.

by Hehetahtah November 10, 2018

Michael Fastbastard

Michael Fassbender's alter-ego.

Michael: I prefer the real me.

Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.
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Michael: Perfection.
Michael: Perfection.

Michael: Perfection.

"The Michael Fastbastard experience"

by JimGordon November 3, 2020

Gravitating Faster

Gravitating faster - I tripped down the stairs,accidentally falling or dropping

I ended up gravitating faster down the last two steps and didn't faceplant

by Bearru November 20, 2020

Dick fasting

1. Voluntary cellibacy
2. Voluntary state of abstaining from romantic/sexual interraction with the preferred sex
3. Dick cellibacy

I am dick fasting because I am so done with toxic masculinity.

by Newgenerationdictionary March 6, 2021

Freddy Fastbear

Freddy Fastbear is a character made by "EXXO the gamer" playing inscription. He had created a bear, that had the corpse eater sigil.

Let's send in freddy fastbear.

by GamerBurrito69 May 16, 2022