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Fake friends

Hey girly
^^example of what fake friends say.
by An.angel June 15, 2019
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Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.
Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.
by cul3pr April 2, 2019
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Fake Plant

A usually inorganic object which looks like a plant. Most often made of some sort of plastic.
"I'm going to water this plant!"
"No dude, that's a FAKE Plant!"
by Beholderface January 27, 2018
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Fake up

Man, I have to go get some fake up from the drugstore
What’s fake up?
Makeup, but the drugstore dupes!
by Anxiety! at the Club February 5, 2018
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fake n'baker

1.) A person who is a wannabe stoner. Someone who has lots of pot around for show but doesn't know how to prep it and smoke it.

2.) A person who is a fake, vapid, two-faced hater who also smokes a lot of pot.
"Did you see Brian trying to roll that cone? He's such a fake n'baker."
"Every party Brian is always whipping out a bag of weed and pretending to get high. Total fake n'baker."

"Ugh Melissa is such a fake n'baker. All she does is smoke tree and hate on everyone."
"My neighbors are such fake n'bakers"
by BermpChick January 2, 2013
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Fake twat

A girl who acts like your friend in front of people, but in reality you know that you two will forever not like each other. She will seek any chance to make any digs at you privately.
That girl follows my sisters on Instagram but refuses to follow me. She acts like she is my friend just to get the approval of others, but we all know she's a fake twat.
by Katm14 September 1, 2013
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facebook fake

people who pretend to be someone they are not only on facebook when clearly we all know how much of a fake bitch you really are!
I love my kids and my husband but I am a facebook fake and sit on my ass all day and do nothing but facebook and drink like a fish!
by don't want to know you February 20, 2011
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