Fuck-your-shit-upper 

A combination of tobacco and marijuana smoked in the same pipe.

Hey, let's head down to the river and smoke some fuck-your-shit-uppers!

Fuck-your-shit-upper by CharlesJF July 26, 2011

fuck your couch 

A objective comment used to point out the pwning and or triumph of a noob.If you happen to stumble upon a noob and decide to throw down some ownage then the comment can be said by a friend,in no circumstances can you make the comment to validate yourself,if such an action is taken then you render yourself a noob

*a man is on facebook ranting on a post about comic con which was brought up by a female*

(the names were at random)

Man:"Rant Rant Comic con sucks because reasons A & B....blah blah further Rant"

Female:"i disagree because Blah Blah Blah..."

Noob:"check out this drama queen. ranting on a facebook post. gg"

Man:"ever heard of an opinion you cunt!,i can express it anywhere at any place...check out this cool guy acting like he is above the argument but still insist on name calling...if you don't have an argument than SHUT THE FUCK UP...gg"

Mans friend:"OH SHI- FUCK YOUR COUCH NOOB"

fuck your couch by Locusmortis December 22, 2009

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend

Fuck your best friend by Older March 25, 2021

Go Fuck Yourselfness 

Big, bad, fucked up and uncomfortable situation; usually more trouble than it is worth.

"When I'm not at school, working on school stuff, or at work, Ill be with Melanie. If she isn't working.
Causes a cosmic array of go fuck yourselfness."

Go Fuck Yourselfness by Makeawishingwell November 1, 2010

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day 

october 31 also known as halloween is national fuck your neighbor day, we goin be outside anyway so might aswell knock on their door and be like "can i eat your chocolate" him- "ya here are some snickers and twix" you-"not those'' and then push him in his house and lock the door and go to his room and fuck him.

someone- 'what r u doing for halloween' me-its october 31 national fuck your neighbor day so i finna fuck him wbu'

october 31 national fuck your neighbor day by sama loves bennett October 21, 2020

Fuck your dog 

I want fuck you dog

I really wny fuck your dog

Fuck your dog by A.WAYNEEEEEEE June 4, 2018

Lynx go fuck yourself 

When russian hacks strike your servers and try to get money from you, you say: lynx go fuck yourself

Lynx: Give me 5000$ or i'll take your server down.
Dude: Lynx go fuck yourself.

Lynx go fuck yourself by Slayerduckie September 25, 2009