Trout Fingers

A person personified by the image of someone slurping down a slimy, skinless fish finger.

Dan and Jim are such trout fingers.

by Trout Fingers March 22, 2018

finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.

Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!

by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011

mirage finger

Mirage finger- when you lose a finger in one of the employees at your local gentlemens lounge

Everytime me and my boy go to the club he start vibin with the hoes one by one like he Santa clause. Because when they get up the grab a napkin and they be smiling I know he gave them the mirage finger

by Mason74 November 9, 2021

finger misery

A condition that is also called paronychia which is caused by a bacterial infection around the fingernail symptoms include warmth, pus, and pain hence why it is called finger misery.

I hate finger misery and also pus! Blech!

by Strange Blue Dude June 25, 2017

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Webbed fingers

When a man or woman is sucking a dick and a lot of spit sticks to their hand.

Bro last night, Abby was sucking me off and her spit gave her bad webbed fingers.

by Bilbo April 2, 2017

Finger Pile

A woman being fingered by multiple people.

That chick had like three guys fingering her, it was a total finger pile.

by chet cummings13 April 27, 2009