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Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.
Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Fairy

A fairy is also slang term for female prostitute.
She was a fairy, on my daddy with a fatty.

She was in a sex traffic ring and made to be a fairy.
by The Hood Therapist May 9, 2025
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Dick fairy

A fairy that blesses you with dicks
by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025
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fairy bread

fairy bread is a new insult used in the uk/ england. it is mainly used around london and areas around there.

it means “fat”. like, you eat so much fairy bread so you get fat from it.
person 1- “you stupid fairy bread”
person 2- “im not stupid or fat, your a fairy bread”
by pinkminion April 8, 2024
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fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024
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Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.
Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"
by !Hey May 13, 2024
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