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post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.
Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.
by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022
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Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.
Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."
by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013
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post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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Post Tour Depression

The feeling you get after you arrive home after an extended tour with your band. The fact that you have to return to your day job and/or that the next few days/weeks are not planned out for you everyday and you have to plan to things to do on your own causes you to second guess every decision you've made about being in a band or doing music for a living.
Hey Lars are you happy to be back and not stuck in a van for weeks? No Cassandra I've got post tour depression
by StevenHawkingSchoolofDance August 22, 2017
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Character Death Depression

When a fictional character in literally anything with a story dies, making you depressed or feeling ill because you had a strong connection with them. This also ties with bad points in stories where death didn't need to happen a character who could have been saved.
Dude I am soooo upset Phin dies! He could have saved her but he didn't! Now I feel sick and it won't leave my mind for what feels like eternity! I have Character Death Depression now!
by Rntnthegr8 December 17, 2020
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depressed uwu vibes

a title given to those who are e girls/bois that watch too much anime, are anti social, and have a black and white anime profile picture.
e boi: *stares into distance* *wears hoodie*
normal: they givin' me depressed uwu vibes
by furrydestroyer69 December 2, 2020
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