Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD)

A chronic condition caused by repeated incidents of Slack Shaming, excessive @channel pings, or being publicly corrected in front of your digital peers. Symptoms include fear of typing in any channel, cold sweats before hitting "send," overuse of drafts, and the haunting sound of the Slack notification plink in your nightmares.

Ever since I posted that meme in #finance instead of #fun-stuff, I’ve had Post-Traumatic Slack Disorder (PTSD). I triple-check every channel now and haven’t used @here in 6 months

by Jellogod May 7, 2025

Art Deficit Disorder

a developmental disorder characterized by artistic organizational problems: incapable of organizing art collections.

I am incapable of organizing my art collections, because of my Art Deficit Disorder.

by [e-mail] December 15, 2012

anal disorder

A term used to describe ass cancer just without saying cancer because people will be offended

Damn that guy's ass is so big he might have an anal disorder

by Pijab mahmud April 19, 2018

Imaginary Sentual Disorder

This can be defined as a condition where one imagines that there in reality while theyre in a scenario in their head

Poor Natalia gas Imaginary Sentual Disorder

by Unknown1206 October 11, 2022

sexual personality disorder

Sexual character with uncontrolled impulses

I couldn't help myself with sexual personality disorder

by rafael e Reyes June 5, 2018

Substance abuse disorder

New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues

Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.

by Sexydimma June 2, 2023

Yapping Disorder

The painful uncontrolable urge to Yap

John: Angela how has your day been?

Angela: i woke up and blabalalala there was a shirt on the floor and blalalala my sister said i eat to much for breakfast blalalala.....

John: You are making my ears bleed, i think you are suffering from chronic Yapping Disorder

by negward January 17, 2024