coconut crab

MOTHAFUGGIN MENACES TO FUGGIN SOCIETY PLS HELP MEEEEEEE

i like coconut crabs but i need help their taking over the city

by redthescientististhebest November 3, 2022

Crabbing

Three guys engaging in gay sex, they do a train, first guy puts up crab hands. Queue Crab Rave.

Bread and Elliot wanna go crabbing at Belcarra. I hope they bring a speaker and enough lube

by Sanora Marshall February 20, 2021

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

Crab Dogging

Verb
Used to define the behaviour of a person. It is used in reference to persistence, tenacity, and annoyance and most commonly the combination of all three.

Very versatile in usage. Can describe many situations.

More commonly used with a slur and twang as, 'Crab Doggin'

"Hey, you got an extra smoke?"
"Naw, why you crab doggin on me?"

"Wow, the nachos are almost gone."
"Yeah, <i>Dustin</i> was crab doggin them."

"The Islam community is Crab Dogging on Salman Rushdie"

by TheReRe September 24, 2012

Crabbing

When someone goes down on a girl who has crabs.

Example 1: "I got that guy to go crabbing last night."

by MATT44E October 5, 2012

Pacific Stoned Crab

When you go to California and it’s your first time seeing the Pacific Ocean so you go buy edibles and sit at the beach watching the sunset high AF

Kerrigan went to California and after a few edibles he walked sideways into the water and dipped his toes in the ocean and sent a message home praising Jesus - he is a pacific stoned crab…

by anonymous August 21, 2023

Crab

Crab 🦀

Person 1: "Crab 🦀?"
Person 2: "Crab 🦀."

by qtopsy August 7, 2021