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cooked

The word could either be used as an adjective to describe someone who is in a bad situation when dating or as a verb to say that you have created something of value, something worth seeing.
1. As an adjective:
- A: Hey, did you see what he was wearing to his date today?
- B: Yeah, I've seen that horrifying monstrosity. He is absolutely cooked.

2. As a verb:
- A: Can I see your drawing?
- B: Sure, tell you what, I cooked. You are not ready for this.
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Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
by Crocotta1 April 6, 2025
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Spirit Cooking

WITH A SHARP KNIFE CUT DEEPLY INTO THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE LEFT HAND
EAT THE PAIN
"Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place. Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,
Marina"
by grassfornerds July 12, 2025
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cook the noodle

When you throw a noodle party using microwaveable noodles on a college campus. Originated from a legendary college student.
Rick: We need to cook the noodle!
Mark: What?
Rick: The Noodle!
by MSM Kids December 25, 2013
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Cooking From Scratch

When the last thing you did before food prep was scratch your nuts furiously.
He brags about cooking from scratch but I wonder what he scratched.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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joseph cook

thicc nigga il like is sweet tasty lucias cake
by neckbeard_16266161 December 6, 2017
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Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.
Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.
by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021
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