Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

popcorn Coffee

Popcorn Coffee is the World's greatest rapper. Popcorn Coffee is not famous and has not released any songs yet but if you meet him in person you will understand. He has one of the most attractive faces and plays girls like monopoly. He is very cocky but that does not keep the females away. He is tall,dark and handsome. Some people say he looks like Michael B Jordan

Yo! Is that Popcorn Coffee (PC) his bars are so hard and the ladies love him.

by Dimso May 24, 2022

coffee stand

THING THAT HOLDS YOU COFFEE BITCH

COFFEE STAND THAT HOLDS MY COFFEE BITCH

by DUNCAN'S COCK March 26, 2018

cameron coffee

That one guys who everyone loves secretly, everyone has a secret crush on because he's so damn fly-

Oh dat boi Cameron coffee

by Notthesilverhawkdarkbaked December 11, 2016

Morning Coffee

When you wake up 1st, fuck your girl in the ass, then put it in her mouth and make a stirring motion.

My girl wore no pants to bed; I had no choice but to give her my morning coffee.

by Purpleheartsgt06 May 19, 2021

drop the coffee

To tell someone drama or rumours you have heard.

Person 1: Come on, drop the coffee!
Person 2: Okay, so *tells some drama*

by harrray May 02, 2021

Coffee Craving

Its like yellow fever but for mixed raced people because coffee is brown and white mixed together.

Damn that girl is getting my coffee craving going

by Coffee Craver May 12, 2019