by najinos April 22, 2011
“Coffee Badgers” are white collar employees that have been mandated back to the office after COVID. They badge in, drink a free coffee, socialize a little and then leave.
Hey Andy, did you see Rose today? “The bitch badged in, had a free coffee, strutted her ass around the office and fucked off”! Andy, “Fuck that shit ! We should be coffee badgers too!
by UpIce#3 December 22, 2023
When a female takes an explosive diahria shit into a coffee mug and then the male ejaculates into it and then drinks it, giving it the look of a cup of coffee with creamer in it
by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 09, 2023
When a person looks like or seems like they'll enjoy a coffee enema, then having someone ejaculate into their anus, mixing them up.
by QTEila May 19, 2021
Coffee that has been tea bagged
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
Step one: dip your balls in your cup or pot of coffee (preferably cold or warm, not hot unless you like it spicy)
Step two: rinse or wipe the coffee off of your testicles, and anywhere it may have spilled
Step three: enjoy your Nut Coffee
by PlasmaDay March 25, 2022
by Sidewhore January 31, 2018
by B_TheRam May 04, 2023