Clit or miss.

when you go down on a girl and miss the spot.

son, let me tell you something. it's not always guaranteed that you're going to get a woman off. sometimes you clit or miss.

by Gabalot July 28, 2020

dirty clit

analogous to dirty dick, a female who has a previous sexual encounter, engaging in another sex act with someone else, without disclosing she hasn't washed in between.

when we were done, she ran home to her BF and gave him that dirty clit... she told me later he ate it!!!

by Mr. EcksEcks March 24, 2019

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Clit

A myth

"Rub my clit"

"But it doesn't exist"

by Captain_Crust May 23, 2022

Clit-stick

An obscure name for the male dong. During embryo development the clitoris and penis differentiate from the same reproductive tissue. The penis is essentially a clitoris that has enlarged and grown on a stalk.

Peter saw Paul's penis and thought, "wow, that's a weird looking clit-stick."

by BudgieSmuggler May 12, 2014

Clit-hanger

The female equivalent of blue balls. A slang term to refer to a mildly painful feeling in the clitoris of unrelieved sexual arousal. It can also refer to “sexual frustration” in general.

Mike was always being a tease and always left Jane on a clit-hanger...

by RoloRolo December 16, 2023

clit-together

the opposite of a sausage fest.

when clits get to together

why are there no dudes at this party? This party is such a clit-together.

by bb*beluga August 9, 2010