Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

dirty clit

analogous to dirty dick, a female who has a previous sexual encounter, engaging in another sex act with someone else, without disclosing she hasn't washed in between.

when we were done, she ran home to her BF and gave him that dirty clit... she told me later he ate it!!!

by Mr. EcksEcks March 24, 2019

Clits to shits

The female equivalent of nuts to butts. #clits2shits

Bud 1: out for a rip are ya bud?
Bud 2: oh fuck yeah bud, it's clits to shits in this pub!

by Dread_pirateRoberts March 21, 2017

Clit Off

A phrase used when severely wanting someone to go away and leave you alone. It’s a more aggressive and unique way of telling someone to “piss off”. The phrase is usually completed with the word “brah”. Be careful when using this phrase, especially during a heated exchange, for it can anger the opponent even more.

Aggressor - “Bro I am going to punch you”

Defendant - “Clit off brah”

by NippleBob Crane November 9, 2022

Clit pop

When your legs are crossed and you fart and it rolls up your taint and then pops at the tip of your clit

Girl: *farts while legs are crossed*
*Fart bubble pops on clit and feels pleasured*
Girl: “Ahhhh, clit pop...”

by DaisyBigBoobs November 23, 2021

Clit Crumbler

A word to describe a person who is good at performing oral sex on people with a clit. Clit Crumbler.

God, that guy I hooked up with last night was such a clit crumbler! Imma hit him up again.

by msp00ki3 March 1, 2022

Clit-stick

An obscure name for the male dong. During embryo development the clitoris and penis differentiate from the same reproductive tissue. The penis is essentially a clitoris that has enlarged and grown on a stalk.

Peter saw Paul's penis and thought, "wow, that's a weird looking clit-stick."

by BudgieSmuggler May 12, 2014