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Christian Orgy

An event where four or more Christians come together under a single roof and praise the lord. In the climax, all of them close their eyes and moan "Amen."
"Bob and Samantha go to a christian orgy every Sunday. It's disgusting how open they are about it."
by Grumpig December 13, 2018
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Christian Joshua

A guy who would treat u better than anyone other guy. He's a keeper and you shouldn't let go of him
Christian Joshua is a loyal and loving person!!!
by WeLoveYY3 November 30, 2021
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Christian girl

A girl who has an accent and loves her country, and is dedicated to God. She has long silky hair, she doesn't like to have crushes, because she's too busy thinking about Jesus. She respects every religion and human, she loves metal! Death metal, black metal, and nu metal is her fave genres! But she doesnt look like she listens to metal. Because she's too youthful. I guess she's a child of God.
P1- "man I love her."

P2- "don't get fooled, shes a christian girl yk, she wont have time for you yo"
by VinnieSlow December 27, 2022
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keep it christian

Using an euphemism so that you don't violate the 3rd commandment and 7734026.

Examples: heck, frick
James: heck off!
Jamie: why did you say that
James: I need to keep it christian.
by Periclod June 10, 2018
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christian sandoval

a guy who never knows what he is doing and gets distracted easily with anything but he is a good friend and you may find him attractive
by lolololo ok jk November 9, 2016
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Hans Christian

Strong,smart,big penis, amazing personality and he never drinks! You don’t want to mess with a Hans Christian!
Girl: He’s so amazing!
Girl 2: OMG!
Hans Christian: Are alive.
Girl: Faints
by Alphacosmicmale December 22, 2019
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christian kiss

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian
by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017
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