Chook skins

The skin on your balls that resembles the skin of a plucked chicken

Dave, I can see Jacko's chook skins hanging out his shorts. "Mel" Not just the skins, I can se the head, neck,and gibletts!

by Jethro.q October 28, 2008

chooda

to beat someone with a stick

i totally choodaded that kid

by muchachasexy February 28, 2009

choodle soup

Chicken noodle soup!

When you're sick, choodle soup is guaranteed to make you feel better.

by sexiimama911 February 18, 2010

choose between the devil and the deep blue sea

(verb): to choose between two or more options, none of which suit your immediate purposes or none of whose consequences are very pleasant for you.

mother: Daniel I found yesterday you are doing pot. I won't stand for it to have a marijuana smoker and high school drop out in my house. Now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. Either you go to night class, finish high school and then make something out of yourself or you can get a trade school job and move the hell out of my house. Your choice; now the ball is in your half court

Daniel; Oh well. whenever I have chosen my path, I'll come and talk to you.

by Sexydimma July 27, 2012

Choon dawg

Choon dawg- a choon dawg is a sweat pig of a whore. The kind of whore that tosses salads, tickles the balls and swallows the gravy.

That girl is such a choon dawg.

by Dirtneck September 12, 2014

Chooch

Douchebag, moron

That dude is a chooch!

by Selkie1 July 24, 2017

Choosing hours

The Time of Day where you talk to the females you are trying to "inject"

I'm gonna hit up ol'girl from the other night at the choosing hours to see if she down

by Tito1104 December 28, 2017