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Chocolate Pizza

Happily discovering hemorrhoids while eating a shitty brown eye.
by tnt May 1, 2003
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Chocolate Turnover

(n.) When a girl is performing a handstand while simultaneously having a bowel movement and her lover is sucking out the excrement
Oh man! I have to go brush my teeth... i just gave the babysitter a chocolate turnover and now I have a funny taste in my mouth.
by Samrick Cody February 25, 2008
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Chocolate Lobster

When the toilets in a restroom are so filthy, you choose to defecate in the trash can rather than the filthy toilet. Usually in this case it is an explosive type #2 that hits the back of the trash can and slide down resembling a large chocolate lobster.
I went in the restroom in an Iraqi restaurant, the toilets were so dirty I had to pull a chocolate lobster.
by ODB 2-7 August 11, 2011
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Hot Chocolate

The act of warming a glass of milk in the microwave, then taking a syringe and taking the milk from the cup and placing it into your woman's B hole. Than placing a marshmallow in to plug it. All said and done she stand over top of you after mixing in her B hole and shoots it into your mouth.
It's that time of year again man, I really could go for one of my girlfriends hot chocolates
by Snipedog22 December 30, 2014
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Hot Chocolate

When you put Tabasco sauce on your tongue, then proceed to lick another person's asshole.
So I was tossing my girlfriend's salad last night, and I snuck some Tabasco on my tongue and gave her a Hot chocolate for dessert!
by FairyBoyCrew March 29, 2010
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chocolate people

A racist name to call black people. Most-likely due to their chocolaty appearance.
Did you hear, Timmy was jumped by the chocolate people who hang out near the dealer's house
by Carlb0t January 11, 2010
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Chocolate Rain

When a person has had a over dose of Mexican food,(Burritos, Tacos, Nachos, etc.)
Once to much is consumed the colon will start to rot and eat itself out. The colon then excretes a large amount of mookey or Chocolate rain.
Man, I just put some chocolate rain in that Taco Bell bathroom.
by Lovestosplooge69 May 15, 2009
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