Captain Save a Hoe

He is the ONLY one that can make everything okay for EVERYONE he thinks he is responsible for. Usually adults that have already taken advantage of his generous nature. Or people who have not asked for help but he is going to step in and HANDLE everything for them because ONLY HE can rescue them from the perceived crisis

Of course he cannot leave and have a good time with friends or girlfriend, the world might end if Captain Save a Hoe isn't there to keep the worsening on it's axis.
I can't be away too long I (Captain Save a Hoe) needs to check on....so they remember to wipe their ass before they pull their pants up.

by TTYL6 May 19, 2022

Captain

A term used for a person with special needs, disability enabled or handicapped; can be used to describe a challenging situation.

“That guy is captained”

“Park in the Captain carpark, nobody’s using it”

“That is a Captain idea mate”

by pornzi May 1, 2023

a captain plan

A plan in which you are going to ride a sinking ship right down until it sinks.

Aw man, our company had a third round of layoffs! I wasn't laid off and I'm not even looking for another job. I have a captain plan. I'm riding this sinking ship until the very end.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

Sky Captain

Somebody who sits on a boat and lets the Captain know how the sky's looking and if there is any danger in his immediate vicinity. he also helps with the anchor and keeping the captain hydrated. He does everything like a beast.

Captain the sky is blue, but to the east we have some storm clouds forming and it looks like rain, better head in.

Hey i'll just get the Sky Captain to pull the anchor in i'm way too tired.

Sky Captain am I clear to turn around and punch it?

by ldoglover24 September 22, 2011

captain

The leader in a gay sex orgy, he often takes the more central role in the activities. The term 'captain' is often followed by a number denoting the number of parties involved.

The leader of a five man sex orgy would be known as 'captain5'.

by Rocko February 12, 2004

Captain Arrrrgh!

A sexual act where one nuts in a woman's eye and kicks her in the shins, thus causing her to close one eye and, hop about on one leg, and bitch about it; thus impersonating a pirate. See "Arrrrgh!"

Chick: "Cum for me baby!!"
Dude: "Here it comes!"
Chick: ::turns around and sticks tongue out (not expecting the eye shot)
Dude: ::Eye Splooge, kick, laugh!::
Chick: "Captain Arrrrgh!"

by Corpus Rex January 13, 2011

the Captain

A term that refers to consuming decent amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum while smoking a Captain Black cigar.

After school, why don't we all go and pay a visit to the Captain.

by Jackacka October 29, 2006