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Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
by donga don September 11, 2022
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luggage condom

Did you order the luggage condom for our trip later next month, I don't want my bag getting scratched.
by Uncertainfish October 2, 2022
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consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open
ay did you bring the consent condom
by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022
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Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.
The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw
by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023
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African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.
When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.
by ecaleohs June 3, 2023
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Human condom

A random pirate from the east blue who wants to become a pirate with his stretchy condom powers
The human condom just beat a flying dragon
by Bryan._.fash October 7, 2023
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