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Ferrwood Music Camp

A music camp in the middle of Pennsyltucky that claims to be a good christian camp while 70% of the attendees are horny teenagers that find ways to bang within the confinds of the campground without the big man finding out. The orientation is basically watching a video about inclusion with the song "Little Boxes" in the background. Then kids are seperated by gender in two adjacent rooms and left to their own devices at night with an almost late curfew to walk into their rooms. Some of the kids are kinda creepy and learned they have power to get it on inside the camp, and some actually care about msuic but don't learn anything worthwhile. Whatever happened there stays there. Also their lemonade is super watered down.
P1: What did you do this summer?
P2: I went to Ferrwood Music Camp
P1: You get the chance to smash?
P2: Ew No... I wanted to get better at my instrument but I didn't really learn anything
by SaladSpinner December 8, 2018
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Camp Laurelwood

The absolute best place on earth. Every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories they will ever make and meet their best friends for life. It’s a place where no one is alone and everyone is family. Your very lucky if you go to laurelwood
Your my place sweet escape laurelwood.

Camp laurelwood will forever be my home away from home.
by Randompseudonymhere December 8, 2018
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grange camp

a camp where we dominate other camps in dodge ball and aren't afraid to brag about it. stick ball and world cup are our specialties and tom makes bad calls in every game we play. too old to go? no one cares because the older campers make the best memories and are the most fun to hang out with ( juliana and annie). if you don't like sports that's not a problem just go and play mafia with kieth or make gymp at the tables. were he most dumb fresh camp ever. crusty crab pizza for life!
by jaikster July 10, 2017
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Camp Gordyland

A place where you send your kids so that you and your spouse can smoke your older children's confiscated drugs. Advertised as being a place to "make memories, make friends, and make a difference", in reality you only remember having entitled kids give you shit, making friends with other counselors over your hatred for the kids, and the kids making a difference in your life through your intensified desire to step in front of traffic on route 7.
"now that school is over, how do I get rid of my bitch ass kids?"
"Send them to Camp Gordyland!"
by Gordytouchesme July 31, 2017
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Break Camp

The act of punching a guy's tent or visable errection.
While Ed was napping Greg decided to break camp on Ed's tent
by DubYaTF88 August 11, 2017
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Stanford Sierra Camp

A very white camp in California near Lake Tahoe. Has lots of rich kids from prominent cities, mainly Palo Alto or anywhere in SoCal. The are good looking and there is never a shortage of sluts and ho’s
Lindsay: Hey I go to Stanford Sierra Camp!
Michael: Your a dick
by skinnywhiteass November 11, 2018
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