Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole 

Extremely bad, contemptible, or worthless

Social media is crustier than the hairs on my dry butthole

Crustier Than The Hairs On My Dry Butthole by Some rando out there December 28, 2021

Cristymistydinosaur 

Cristymistydinosaur was named after her ex that used to be CrustyDustyDinosaur024 or mochi_san024, before he changed it to LuffyGoofyDinosaur.

LuffyGoofyDinosaur later on changed his name after the breakup and deleted the old account.

He now goes by FunkySoulReaper - made fun out of "Raper."

Cristymistydinosaur said she is going to hold onto her name since it came a long way.

Cristymistydinosaur is not afraid, nor scared by what he might do to her.

Cristymistydinosaur is very honest and always tells stories from two sides instead of only hers.

Cristymistydinosaur is really caring and super happy that she is finally free.

Can you believe he even controlled what she had to wear?!

Cristymistydinosaur came a long way and everyone is really excited for her!

Look Cristymistydinosaur is so happy!

Her smile is so adorable!

Cristymistydinosaur is pretty hot.

Cristymistydinosaur by Yngb February 22, 2022

deep crust

crusted shit embedded deeply into the gouche of a very hairy man; typically found on men that sweat alot/play alot of sports

"dude i need to shower, my deep crust is starting to build up"

deep crust by frank goldstein December 29, 2013

cooter crust 

When a girl wakes up after a night of sex and has dried spots of semen/vaginal juices around the vaginal lips.

"I woke up with some serious cooter crust after Tom left last night"

Cooter crust

cooter crust by jgardz07 March 15, 2014

Pussy Crust 

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used

Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!

Pussy Crust by mowmylawn June 10, 2016

Pee Crust

The crusty stuff left in your underwear when you don't wipe or shake properly after urinating.

Girl #1: What's that in your underwear?
Girl #2 (embarrassed): Oh, that's pee crust. I forgot to wipe everything off...

Pee Crust by lmaolololol June 15, 2017

fuck crust 

The crunchy goodness that remains on your genitalia after a long night of making love.

You know it’s been a good night when you roll over to say good morning and she notices the fuck crust.

fuck crust by Stoner Kathy November 19, 2017