Coffee

1) Keeps you woke
2) Facts/News not gossip or petty
3) For grown folks, not kids
4) When sipped straight, it’s black and strong
5) Antonym: Tea

I sip coffee, boo boo. Hold the tea.
This coffee is extra black, black.
Did you get today’s coffee?
Did you hear him? Kanye forgot his coffee.

by MDS March 24, 2019

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

Coffee Monkey

A man who doesn’t drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that it’s foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.

The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess I’ll have sex with him...next week.

by Ms. Coffee January 17, 2019

Free coffee for $1

Something a stupid person wrote

Free coffee for $1

by Elysmile April 1, 2021

Coffee and bagels

Dating site

Do you like coffee and bagels

by Streetqueen September 30, 2019

Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy

Why would you do this?

Addison: What's wrong with Trevor?
Felicia: He had Coffee mixed with Red Bull, Monster Energy and Five Hour Energy.
Addison: Why did he do that?
Felicia: Because he's a moron.
Addison: He is indeed a moron.
Felicia: As are some of his friends, especially Leila.

by PhoenixGamer34 June 28, 2025

Coffee

An incredible human being. A bit secretive, but amazing nonetheless. If you’re going through something, he’s there for you. He’ll do his best to understand what your going through. He’s comforting, and though he may come on a little strong, he’s the best person in your life.

“I met this guy, he’s a total Coffee.”

by Anonymously Anarchist November 21, 2021