A sexual act in which one partner lies on their back and the other knocks croquet balls with a croquet mallet into the other person's anal cavity while ground beef in the shape of Stephen Colbert's penis is inserted into the mouth of the person on his/her back. Then it is digested and drop another Colbert Penis Beef Injection is put inside the mouth. When completed all ground beef penises, a shit is taken while the croquet balls remain in the ass. The croquet balls block the fecal matter partially so the poop comes out all like play-doh out of a play-doh stencil. The poop is then eaten!
It took 4 hours to get all the items needed to perform a Canada's History, but it was well worth it.
by sir0nion February 05, 2010
One of the gayest websites and concepts out there. A bunch of faggots (see: faggot) put this together to waste time and have sex with men.
by Legion666 October 31, 2007
by ihatebears February 05, 2010
A sexual act in which a man wears antlers, pushes the Stanley cup up his partner's vagina and pours maple syrup down her asshole.
by Colbert's Army February 05, 2010
A sexual act where a moose fucks a man or woman, and at the same time is eating maple syrup out of someones asshole, whom of which tries to mutter the Canadian national anthem while masturbating into the Stanley Cup.
by CNation BDK February 05, 2010
An annual orgy held in Ottawa during the Stanley Cup series wherein the participants will only copulate with moose antlers using maple syrup as lubricant.
by Colbert Nation #4209 February 05, 2010
A phrase often spoken by pasty white teenage girls with daddy issues or alcoholic natives with zero respect for their country, which notifies everyone around them to stay away.
by Swedish Slaughterhouse July 02, 2021