painting the bus 

what people say when they really mean they want to bang a pease (or someone of equal retardation)

Sean: i wanna be on you
Ashley: i wanna be a bus driver
Sean:maybe we can paint busses together or something.
Ashley: okay
Sean: by painting the bus, you mean, have sexual intercourse?
Ashley: mmm yeah take me to wonderland.

painting the bus by vinessafhottie December 9, 2008

Shit the Bus 

Its meaning changes with the situation it is used in. It can be praise or condemnation. An exclamation of failure or of victory, awesome or lame!

"Man, I just killed that bear bare handed! I really shit the bus on that hairy son of a bitch."

"Dude, buddy, dude, I totally forgot how to ge to the beer tent. I completely shit the bus."

Shit the Bus by kai1980 July 10, 2009

Park the bus

Usually describes the tactic of a famous football coach Jose Mourinho. It means all players including attackers, midfielders and defenders are stuck in the penalty area to defend and without counter attack.

A: What is this team called? They are parking the bus and there is even no counter attack.

B: The team is Manchester united.

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A: Our defend is shit and I scare that we will be scored by counter attack.

B: Don't worry. They will probably park the bus.

Park the bus by 獌聯 April 1, 2018

get on the bus or get run over 

it means you you either get your shit together and be a team player or get mashed by the team and fall by the waist side.

she is such an attention whore she doesn't realize she is a detriment to the group and guess what? the group is not feeling that ..

so ,she better get on the bus or get run over.

get on the bus or get run over by sabiiyah August 14, 2011

throw under the bus 

Visiting ThrowUnder.com to sacrifice some other person, usually one who is undeserving or at least vulnerable, to make personal gain.

He'd visit ThrowUnder.com and throw under the bushis own mother if it'd mean he could beat the rap.

throw under the bus by ThrowUnder.com August 7, 2009

blue bus 

A bus in which retards travel

That window licker on the blue bus is staring at me

blue bus by joshdm September 19, 2003

Little Yellow Bus 

A bus that special kids ride on.
The retard bus.
A conveyence for transporting crippled, vegetable brained,
drains on society.
A slander leveled against an unintelligent person.
A way of accusing your friends of being stupid.

"Dude here comes the little yellow bus, you should get your
retarded ass on!"

Little Yellow Bus by jsd9632 January 12, 2012