Blender Bonging

The act of simultaneously drinking from a cup with a straw while continually refilling the cup from the blender pitcher held at face level.

I made way to much smoothie this morning so was blender bonging it until I could wash out the pitcher.

by Cool Beans McBain September 24, 2022

fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.

donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.

by badfish_XL May 06, 2016

bong shaman

this person is what happens when you mix recreational drugs and pseudoscience. either likes to talk about "the dmt dimension" despite never having done dmt or will not shut up about their favorite drug related anecdote. likes to appropriate spiritual concepts from indigenous and/or eastern cultures.

you're not an "enlightened guru", you're just a bong shaman.

by SmashTheState January 10, 2025

Coochie Bong

When you burn a severed coochie in a Bong and inhale the contents.

Bruh, I ripped a fat load on that coochie bong

by ButchHarper September 12, 2020

bong-bombed

To smoke so much weed you reach the point of intolerance.

Anybody seen Jake?

Man he bong-bombed, he's passed out on the lawn.

by Crass&sass January 25, 2017

Shory Bong

Doing a beer bong on a balcony

Bob shory bonged on the fratporch.

by GB1817 January 30, 2017

London Bong

When you use a London Fog tea as bong water

We hit that London Bong and it was pretty okay; if London Bong is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021