Patrick: I can't believe you fucked that bitch last night.
Cummings: No worries I gave that hoe a chili biscuit.
Patrick: Noice.
Cummings: No worries I gave that hoe a chili biscuit.
Patrick: Noice.
by NomNomBiscuit September 25, 2011

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.
3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."
3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 2, 2003

A dixie biscuit is the penis of a light-skinned man that has been dyed a darker color because of his pension for sticking it in dirty anuses.
by DiveNDame December 20, 2014

HOMIE BISCUIT noun, adjective: Meaning a very close friend. Can only be used by Catholic school non-"gangstas." Usually used to mock the "gangsta" society. Sometimes accompanied by "Yo" and "dawg." Created by Lissette of Texas, and Robyn and Katrina of Queens, New York.
A group of so-called "gangstas" pass by, shouting incoherent words and whistles.
Robyn: Stupid jackasses.
Katrina: Oooo, let's mock them!
Robyn: Okay.
Katrina: Yo, wassup, my homie biscuit?
Robyn: Bitch, did you steal my man?!
Katrina: I didn't have to steal him, he's likes him some booty!
Robyn: Okay, let's stop.
Katrina: Yeah.
Lissette: What the fuck?
Robyn: Stupid jackasses.
Katrina: Oooo, let's mock them!
Robyn: Okay.
Katrina: Yo, wassup, my homie biscuit?
Robyn: Bitch, did you steal my man?!
Katrina: I didn't have to steal him, he's likes him some booty!
Robyn: Okay, let's stop.
Katrina: Yeah.
Lissette: What the fuck?
by Rice Krispie July 24, 2008

"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola
by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 7, 2009

by TITO HUMANO April 28, 2005

by redhatpro January 8, 2009
