Beat The Pete

When you beat the meat really hard so that it starts bleeding

I'm going to beat the Pete if you ask me to 😏

by Crippling erection November 18, 2016

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 29, 2018

Beat the butter

Another mean for "beating my meat" ya kno..yea

Brain: My dick mad hard
Me: Well I guess I'll go beat the butter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *
*logs in to pornhub.com/ BOYS GON WILD XXX. com*

by 4:54 am and I'm feeling jazzy September 30, 2018

Beat friend

A beat friend is just like a best friend but better. And you can only have one,even in fights they are your beat friend. And they love you!!!❤️

Wow I love you so much beat friend!

by Pan_cait June 12, 2019

beast beating

to use use bigger items like a pipe wrench or sledge hammer to kill or obliterate bigger animals like, moose, black bear, brown bear, hippo, armadillo, and my favorite to beat alligators.

hey Gilbert wanna go beast beating i found a pack of hippos.

fuck yea Tyler i will grab my sledge hammer and we can go beast beating.

by gilbertwood November 14, 2017

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.

Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.

by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018

Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011