wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.
emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”
suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”
by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022
Get the wearing square glassesmug. by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017
Get the Square Rootmug. When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.
by Mgamerz June 23, 2010
Get the Square Corneredmug. by nir5117 August 3, 2017
Get the square mommug. Hey Chickenbag and Jerrycurl, my Explosive Diarrhea is so bad I can't get a hard on. I have E.D. squared.
by SJL123 August 13, 2020
Get the E.D. squaredmug. by joe scrub January 24, 2007
Get the squaremug. a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.
by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012
Get the Alabama pocket squaremug.