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Banking before bitches

The law of life that, when in the precarious situation of having to pick between banking and booty, a true banker will always be loyal to his art and pick a life of the 3 Bs: boobs, booze and benjamin's.
Ben: I don't know what to do man, I've got an interview with JP tomorrow but this girl keeps wanting to go out.
Kris: Dude get your shit together you know the rule
Ben: Ye you're right.. Banking before bitches
Kris: Banking before bitches indeed
by This is my swamp. May 5, 2014
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no spank bank directory

a list you keep of the two baggers, psycho women, feminists, butterfaces, reverse butterfaces and other such women you shouldn't date. this no spank bank directory can be shared with other guys in your posse to forewarn them that these women are not date-worthy.
i do my fellow men a service by keeping a no spank bank directory to protect men from these hose monsters who can get basic instinct on you.
by Chris Norton January 29, 2009
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Rob The Bank

To meet a girl, and have sex with her that same day.
Sometimes in terms of rape, or close to it.
Or could be a one night stand, and both male and female wanted the sex. Yet, the guy's intentions were to hit it then quit it.
Some boy I met at the club robbed my bank (rob the bank) last night. Fuck, I didn't even get his number to call him back for a second date. Mother fucker.
by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010
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Italian banker

Fucking Doggie Style with the penetrator standing on his feet, knees bent, not kneeling. Common in anal sex. Requires that the penetrator be more athletic. Also the Reverse Italian Banker is wnen then penetrator is facing opposite the doggie sytle, however this position requires the person being fucked to have their knees next to the ears while laying on their back.
She was asking for a special deposit, so I did the Italian Banker on her ass before before giving her a creampie.
by wantinwnc October 26, 2007
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Ditch Bank

Fucking someone, or having some type of intercourse with them.
by Yea Baby October 24, 2005
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power bank

battery low? then just grad one! the hottest stuff in the world. it's world best selling accessory, ever pass over the phone casing and Bluetooth headset.

the power bank is actually a very very large battery pack, ever bigger than your ass. simply grad one, connect your phone, and your phone charged. it can ever revive your dead battery, you know it. one thing you will have to remember that you should make sure the power bank is fully charged before you go aboard (and your phone as well, only dumb will ever forget it hihi)

some power bank with battery pack larger than your ball can ever charged your iPad too! and in case your car broken, it can ever jump start your car! seem amazing?
oops! my phone battery is fucking low. I will need power bank right now!
by microsoft_halo_fans April 5, 2014
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Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.
"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."
by Mr Ben February 11, 2005
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