badgerbong

The act of getting badgered.

DOOOOD lets go to the badgerbong. We'll get badgered!

by yprime January 7, 2012

bangerness

condescending smug attitude underlying ignorance and false irrefutable absurd beliefs with no basis of actual fact or understanding

"Hes got that bangerness in the way he talks."

by MrGoose July 13, 2012

Barber Poll

Getting a hand job from someone with a bleeding hand, leaving streaks of blood on your penis, resembling a barber poll.

That stupid cheap whore with the bleeding hand, gave me a hand job and made my cock look like an ol' timey barber poll.

by MD Jr October 10, 2013

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014

Badger Noses

Pointy, small, cone-shaped breasts resembling the nose of a badger.

"Dude, have you seen that chick on the HBO show, 'Girls?' She's got badger noses."

"Don't let your badger noses touch the pool water, trick!"

by Mr. MacB May 6, 2014

Badger blues

A cocaine-induced come down. Based on the coke badger from "It's All Gone Pete Tong"

I spent the weekend doing nose candy in Ibiza, and now I have the badger blues.

by FrankieWilde February 24, 2015

badgerbater

Someone whom goes out in search of badgers and then helps them ejaculate via masterbational methods

John was a well known badgerbater and he has helped a number of badgers in the area reach ejaculation

by robjames December 7, 2015