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the boyfriend clause

a sex clause in which girls do not have intercourse with anyone who is not there boyfriend. This clause was created by virgins to protect their feelings from boys who are trying to take their virginity.
boi: hi would you like to have sex?

gurl: sorry I believe in the boyfriend clause

boi: :(
by pussypills May 24, 2014
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Boyfriend

A boyfriend is someone you love deeply and unconditionally; you’re committed to giving him the world. A boyfriend is someone you can tell anything to and do everything with and share the most hugs and kisses, a boyfriend can also be your future husband. Having a boyfriend means basically waiting with your future husband until they day the ring gets pulled out. Let me just tell you one thing girls, if he ever lacks something really small dont drop him, he loves you a lot.
“Hey me and Nick are dating, he’s my boyfriend now!”

“Really omg, i’m so happy for you. I better be the bridesmaid when you guys get married.”
by nik’s wifey September 29, 2020
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my boyfriend

the most gorgeous fucking man to ever grace the universe. the universe bends to his presence for being the most perfect organism to live.

danny devito trembles in fear from my boyfriend’s handsomeness.

my boyfriend is the definition of funny and kind (if you do not know what the definition of funny and kind is then you are a fucking idiot).
other men wish to be my boyfriend.
i love “my boyfriend”, he is good.

i am mad at “my boyfriend”, he is so perfect it’s infuriating
by BeesAre_Superior March 7, 2022
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boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted
i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out
by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021
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national boyfriend day

defined: post your boyfriend on the 10th august and show him u love him!!
national boyfriend day

girl posts boy out of blue saying i love you!!
by k.k.c August 1, 2021
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husbands and boyfriends

Exactly what it means
Husbands and boyfriends is the counter-concept to wags. Duh it's supposed to be abbreviated habs.
by Sexydimma June 29, 2024
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