boredante

The sensation one feels while one is reading "Dante's Inferno" and becomes bored.

Student A: Why weren't you at the party last night?

Student B: I had a reading assignment to do, and was struck by a feeling of boredante.

by magicalsharpieofdeath January 9, 2012

boredom slap

when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.

"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."

"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."

"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."

"oh..."

by person with a name October 25, 2012

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

by Regolithic February 18, 2013

Boredurbate

Proceeding to masturbate due to boredom.

Slow day at work? If you boredurbate, time goes faster.

by thatwasawesome July 23, 2013

boredomline personality disorder

A supposedly-unavoidable mental/emotional condition wherein the "sufferer" cannot speak civilly, remain calm, or otherwise conduct himself in a reasonable/socially-responsible manner unless he is being constantly entertained or excited. Usually there is in fact nothing whatsoever truly wrong with the cranky person's mind, and thus his "illness" merely stems from a petulant selfish mindset that probably resulted from his being pampered and spoiled rotten as a child.

Teenage delinquent: Things are gettin' a little boring around the 'hood --- let's incite a riot!
Responsible teenager: Sorry, pal... I ain't gonna jeopardize my 100% clean criminal record just to temporarily satisfy your boredomline personality disorder!

by QuacksO September 3, 2013

Boredom

School.

If you need an example of how school is boredom, then you have never gone to school.

by Drearyrainbow3 August 10, 2014

boredom

When there are many options for fun you cannot consider possible.

Man: I having trouble with my own boredom.

Woman: Try going to a movie.

Man: That costs money.

Woman: Cooking?

Man: Could burn myself.

Woman: Sewing?

Man: A noose?

Woman: Then what?

Man: Do something that would make me ever more bored then now.

Woman: Okay.

by Ereck Flowers May 25, 2015