Chili Biscuit

When you shit in a bitches cunt.
Patrick: I can't believe you fucked that bitch last night.

Cummings: No worries I gave that hoe a chili biscuit.

Patrick: Noice.
by NomNomBiscuit September 25, 2011
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wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.
1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"
by Meik April 02, 2003
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Dixie Biscuit

A dixie biscuit is the penis of a light-skinned man that has been dyed a darker color because of his pension for sticking it in dirty anuses.
That old man's dixie biscuit has been up and down Bourbon Street too many times.
by DiveNDame December 20, 2014
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homie biscuit

HOMIE BISCUIT noun, adjective: Meaning a very close friend. Can only be used by Catholic school non-"gangstas." Usually used to mock the "gangsta" society. Sometimes accompanied by "Yo" and "dawg." Created by Lissette of Texas, and Robyn and Katrina of Queens, New York.
A group of so-called "gangstas" pass by, shouting incoherent words and whistles.

Robyn: Stupid jackasses.
Katrina: Oooo, let's mock them!
Robyn: Okay.
Katrina: Yo, wassup, my homie biscuit?
Robyn: Bitch, did you steal my man?!
Katrina: I didn't have to steal him, he's likes him some booty!
Robyn: Okay, let's stop.
Katrina: Yeah.
Lissette: What the fuck?
by Rice Krispie February 21, 2006
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ruler biscuit

no one really knows.
"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola
by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 08, 2009
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Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.
I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'
by redhatpro January 08, 2009
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dry biscuits

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.
andrew: dead baby sex

sarah: dry biscuits
by YourUniquePseudonyHere August 30, 2008
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