Bat Swinger

Someone who smokes a lot of weed

Hey man, you wanna swing some bat later? Yeah, i am a bat swinger after all!

by Ninjakarl November 20, 2017

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 13, 2024

Bat Wing

When your hot sticky sweaty hairless balls stuck to your thighs. And the sack gets stretched out so it looks like a bat wing.

Look at saggy bottoms bat wing that crack head needs to wash his ass

by Dome piece February 25, 2022

hairy bat

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

bats

apparently lay eggs, according to chris pratt.

Man those bats really do lay eggs!

by fannypacklover June 11, 2018

Arizona Bat Tunnel

When you hold your friend’s bare ass over the chimney of an abandoned house and then kick the chimney, causing bats to evacuate from the fireplace below. This usually results in the bats flying into and then thrashing around in your friend’s undefended anal cavity. Lube is optional, but not recommended.

Yo bro, I heard Riley’s still in the ICU after that Arizona Bat Tunnel last Friday. The nurses said something about him hemorrhaging from his prostate!

by Big Daddy Hambone April 16, 2024

Billy Bat

The most underrated manga of all time that talks about how 9/11, Lee Harvey Oswald, Einstein, and Hitler are all connected through this comic bat

Person 1: Yo did you like Monster by Naoki Urasawa?
Person 2: Yeah that shi was fire
Person 1: Then you should read Billy Bat, it's just as good
Person 2: Alright bet!

by Not_Pewdiepie April 2, 2025