Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

Denture Adventure

Trolling elderly females for a highly coveted toothless gum job aka hot gummy.

Bro ever since I got this night job at the geriatric center, every shift is a denture adventure.

Hey bruhhh gotta tell ya your gammy was a denture adventure but she finally popped them out for me last night.

Bro why do you always go to bingo nights? Oh braaaahhh it’s a true denture adventure. I hit bingo last time and had my other balls pulled with a skin to skin gummy from the reigning champion in the back of my Prius.

by Dick Onchin January 31, 2026

KGayB Agent

Someone who dresses like a femboy, acts like one and says is a man, but is actually a woman

Y'know, Im gonna shoot my shot at that KGayB Agent. Had to look twice tho, didn't want to fuck up.

by Sgt. Pepper himself February 2, 2026

Demobilizing Agent

A term used in leftist and anti-capitalist communities for infiltrators who join movements, groups, or parties with the sole goal of demobilizing and dismantling them from within—almost always through non-violent, imperceptible means. Demobilizing agents don't provoke violence or illegal acts (that would expose them); they sow confusion, promote factionalism, advocate for moderation, drain energy into endless process, and systematically undermine momentum. They're the reason meetings go nowhere, why coalitions fragment, why revolutionary energy dissipates into reformist paperwork. Demobilizing agents are the most effective infiltrators because they're indistinguishable from genuine members—they believe in the cause, just enough to be convincing, and just little enough to sabotage it.

Example: "The revolutionary group couldn't understand why they never achieved anything. Meetings produced no action, energy dissolved into debate, coalitions fractured over minor disagreements. Years later, they discovered the demobilizing agent—a trusted member who'd been systematically slowing everything down, advocating for 'more discussion,' 'more planning,' 'more caution.' He hadn't stopped them; he'd just made them move so slowly they never arrived. Demobilization had been the goal, and he'd achieved it perfectly."

by Dumu The Void February 19, 2026

Tangy Adventure

When you have severe anal herpes and you shit causing the shit to rub against the herpes bumps.

"I had a tangy adventure after bottoming that femboy the other day dude".

by Therollingrapeshitter February 24, 2026

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)

AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)

Hym Iam "AI agents can act on their own initiative (in the absolute)"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2026

secret agent

A secret agent is a person who has 2 WhatsApp account on his smartphone, one on the WhatsApp app whilst another one is on web.whatsapp.com. This is required to allow him to execute his task as a secret agent.

Ever since I got my second WhatsApp account, I feel like a secret agent—juggling chats on my phone and web while keeping my plans under wraps!

by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025