Asian bar tan

Characteristic red face and neck that some Asian people get when drinking alcohol. The reason for this is not allergy, but because of a defective enzyme, acetaldehyde dehydrogenase, which breaks down a byproduct of alcohol metabolism, acetaldehyde, into acetic acid. Thus, the acetaldehyde levels build up and cause the skin flushing, rapid heart rate, and sweating.

Look at that lightweight, Chan... he's only had one beer and he already has an Asian bar tan.

by Pete1018 May 26, 2007

Asian Jake Paul

a diss track made by IDubbbz on Ricegum (Also known as Asian Jake Paul)

Guy 1: yo dude did you hear the new disstrack on ricegum?
Guy 2: no, but its probably bad cuz rice never takes L's
Guy 1: you should watch it and than speak, its called "asian jake paul"

by מה קורה נשמה October 12, 2017

asian new wave

Italo or Euro-disco music of the 80's. Many asians in the U.S. and Canada listened to this type of music in the eighties and called it "New Wave"

CC Catch, Modern Talking, Fancy, and Bad Boys Blue are so asian New Wave but Depeche Mode is not.

by Collen Arceneaux February 2, 2006

Angry Angry Asian

Also known as AAA, a very very angry asian who can't contain his anger towards white people.

The opposite of the KKK who committed racist hate towards black people, the AAA is a cult of asians within the midlands in the UK who commit racial crime and terrorism towards the white.

Rakesh you angry angry asian stop hitting Thomas!!

by Urban Dictionary April 1, 2008

Asian Grading Scale

For Normal Kids:
A- Amazing
B- Great
C- Fine
D- Not So Good or Below Average
F- Bad
Asian Kids:
A- Average
B- Below Average or Bad
C- Can’t Have Dinner
D- Don’t come home
F- Find a new family

Guy: No wonder why Asians are so smart. The Asian Grading Scale is so strict

by Sportsexperter21 September 23, 2020

Asian Breakfast Wakeup

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.

That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.

by ChevayChase April 11, 2015

asian 6-pack

A term used by asians when they take the three hardest math courses and three hardest science courses. Usually taken by asians who want to be doctors. When an asian talks about theyre 6-pack they mean this.

In Canada, the asian 6-pack consists of Calculus, Geometry + Discrete Math, Data Managment, Physics, Biology, and Chemistry.

by piiippt August 10, 2005