alcohooligan

a person who engages in hooliganism after drinking alcohol.

He is not a hooligan. He is just an alcohooligan. He engages in rowdy behaviour and shenanigans when he gets drunk.

by uttam maharjan October 3, 2010

alco-load

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)

the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

alcia effect

The Alcia Effect is a growing social phenomenon often effecting mandem. This phenomenon is usually felt around Alcia Chanel (a growing celebrity) , or whilst viewing her insta. Symptoms include :
-being lowkey whipped
- loss of words
- unclear thought processes

I can’t stop thinking about this girl, i’m feeling the Alcia effect

by chxnelly August 19, 2019

alcoholocaust

noun. a period in time when alcohol was shunned.

"Did you go Baptist Betty's party last Friday? Man, it was really the alcholocaust!"

by T.W. February 9, 2004

classy alcoholic

A person who has a severe alcohol problem in which they try to hide by calling it "classy". Most classy alcoholics are short and fat, due to lack of excersize and unhealthy eating habits and they are either from Jersey or pretend to be from Jersey (Snooky from The Jersey Shore). This term is used to mask a persons alcoholic behaviors from public ridicule and avoid interference from family members and friends who are trying to help. Common characteristics of a classy alcoholic are sleeping thoughout the day and staying up all night, consuming massive amounts of alcohol on religious days such as sundays, wearing clothing that is entirely too tight which shows every lump of a persons body, loud and belligerent public behavior, streams of cuss words when on the phone (especially with family members), rude and pigheadedness, and the belief that they are a princess when in fact, they are no more than fat, annoying, people who talk shit about others in order to cover up that they have a drinking problem and they hate their lives. Classy alcoholics can trip and fall without spilling one drop of their SoCo (Southern Comfort) which can be beneficial at times. The lack of true friends and pain of living a promiscuous and loveless life will eventually kill the classy alcoholics faster than the eminent alcohol poisoning in their futures.

D'anna: No one can have any of my SoCo! It's Sunday night and it's time for me to drankkk! It's okay though because I'm a classy alcoholic.

The world: What a dumb fat bitch. I hope she gets hit by a car.

D'anna: I DGAF what you people say!

The world: Obviously, because if you did you would have laid off the Mcdonalds 3 years ago.

by trainofwonder16 August 16, 2010

Alchemized

when one has used the power and process of transformation of an object or an idea, into another.

"Both looked up after reading the first paragraph and asked, "Is this a poem?" I thought, "It is now," and written word was then alchemized into poetic form.

by Nothing is Written Here January 9, 2011

classy alcoholic

Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.

slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic

by fucks mcgoothey are loud, and August 16, 2010