Abercrombie

A clothing store that which poor people loathe.

Lil' Jimmy told all of us that Abercrombie is for mindless preps, and at that point his potato sack shirt split.

by Goths are Usually Fat March 30, 2005

Prince Albert Fountainhead

The effect of expelled urine hitting, and therefore having its trajectory altered upon, contact with the portion of a Prince Albert genital piercing situated in close proximity to the exterior of the male urethral opening. Sometimes also resulting in a Keern, where the stream is separated into two individual streams, most often travelling in different directions.

Person1- "Why don't you ever use the urinal like the rest of us?"
Person 2- "Because I'll piss on you. My Prince Albert Fountainhead guarantees it."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

Prince Albert

A Medusa on a penis. Most commonly on a chode to draw attention away from the fact that it's a freak of nature.

Girl: "Hey, wanna do it?"
Guy: "Sure. Let me take out my Prince Albert, first."
Girl: "Wtf, ew, is that a buttplug?"
Guy: "No, it's a Medusa on a penis!! Gosh, get with the program."
Girl: "Fine, you wanna be like that? No sexxy time tonight, betch!"

by Sam Chaves March 25, 2008

Abercrombie

a store that sells over priced crap that you could make in 5 minuts. exsactly like hollister aropastal and american eagel. a boring rubber stamp of every one around you type store. i hope that they al disaper off the face of the erath. oh one last thing they shold pay you for all the free advtising.

the people who shop at abercrombie are

1 dumb and needy
2 gold digging
3 people who will work at Mcdonalds in 5 years
4 people with so littel creativity and indviuality that thy dress like the other 90% of the populus or
5 have so littel self esteam that they would sell ther sole to be "cool"

(sorry about my spelling)

by u-r-a-sp/ed-if-you-like-aberobie-hollister-or-amrican,eagel December 16, 2006

abercrombie

A single word which can tell you right off the bat who you are dealing with. Abercrombie and Fitch is the name of a clothing line worn by and only preps and/or posers (sic, actually poseurs.)

Boss: Is our noon interview here yet? He was looking to get that meat packing job.
Employee #1: I haven't seen him yet.. oh... look boss!
Boss: That must be him wearing the Abercrombie.
Employee #1: I can't deal with this. You know he's going to be a whiny wuss who overuses words like "like" and "cool" and shit.
Boss: He certainly meets requirements for a meat packer then!

by Clinton Washington May 28, 2006

abercombie and fitch

"Abercombie and Fitch"- A brand that is NOT REALLY preppy, only for those middle-class suburban kids who went to public high school and do not have a clue. A cheap substitute for Polo or Brooks Brothers. Often complemented with some sort of backwards "fitted" baseball cap and cargo jeans. Abercombie and fitch is most unprep.

Tony was hanging out at the mall thinking he was preppy in Abercombie and Fitch, when a crowd of wasp preppy douche bags (in seersucker shorts and polos) walked by and sneered.

It kills me to have to write "Abercomie" because some moron cannot spell.

by Legit Prep October 11, 2007

Abercrombie & Fitch

An elite line of clothing for the sophisticated casual clothes lover. Typically hated and shunned by goths, activists (of any type), geeks, polititians, Christians, and the like. AF models (brand reps) are known for blowing entire paychecks on that day's shipment and then ruining at least one shirt that night from cigarette burns and/or spilled drinks that are most likely not the fault of the wearer but of the incompetent bots around them who can't stick or hold thier liquor right.

That Abercrombie & Fitch cami is so hott.

by _jc_ September 27, 2006