When you put pipe tobacco between your butt cheeks, you rub it well by performing twerks and then you fart inside a friend's pipe's bowl so that you stack the tobacco inside, ready to be smoked and enjoyed.
I went to Bob's house yesterday. He kindly offered to give me a Sherlock's Asshole, so we sat by the fireplace, drank some whisky and smoked our pipes. It was a great night!
by Doctor Strangelove's Pet February 22, 2016
A Russian expression for a person who can handle stress and conflict. To understand this, think about the negative: someone who can't handle conflict and gets the shits when in difficult situations.
Karen totally faced her boss in the meeting today. He is a notorious bully, but she has a concrete asshole.
by sr10 June 02, 2018
1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
2)a sex position most used by bored college students
by Angieeebeee May 09, 2010
A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 06, 2019
An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.
It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!
by yqwertzx August 27, 2022
The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious November 24, 2015
A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.
"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"
"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"
by bunterr August 15, 2018