Butt Coffee

When you take a shit and it comes out almost entirely liquid except for sharp parts that have a texture similar to coffee grounds.

Marge: Homer, you look terrible! What happened?
Homer: I had butt coffee.
Marge: Eww...

by KalloFox34 May 10, 2019

Butt shelling

Noun. Farmers slang. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off.

How do you reduce Butt shelling? First I need to know what it is. It's when an ear of corn gets pulled through the stripper plates of a combine and it curls the corn pop off. In order to reduce it you need better rollers for your cornhead.

by B-rizzle October 8, 2019

Granny butt

When a girl’s ass is lumpy or saggy

Hey bro, see the girl in the shorts, she has a total granny butt.

by Carson Trometer August 22, 2019

Butt Burner

When you fart and the fart is hot enough to make your ass have a burning sensation. Also known as a hot fart. Usually a result of eating spicy and gassy foods.

I shouldn't have eaten those ghost pepper hot wings and beans. I've been pushing out butt burners all afternoon. My stomach feels a little better, but my sphincter is on fire!

by because_minitruck May 21, 2018

clay butt

The lengthy messy wiping process that results in a clay like, tacky matter. Usually a result after eating sloppy greasy foods.

Robert had such a mean case of clay butt that he became so frustrated after wiping for a great amount of time that he punched a hole in his wall and broke his phone.

by Cam Spurback January 12, 2018

Butt Sniffing

Slang; when you meet someone new and aren't convinced by the front they're putting on, so you do some digging into their background to try and find dirt on them.

Alice: Hey Bob, what did you think of our date yesterday?

Bob: It was fine. But I Googled your name when I got home and found a mugshot of you. Why did you rob a bank?

Alice: Wtf, quit butt sniffing!

by UTMcGee February 26, 2020

butt-droid

A term once used by Vice President Selina Meyer to describe subordinates/low-level staffers in the HBO series "Veep"

"He just had one of his butt-droids do it..."
-Selina Meyer

by Fmr Senator Jim Webb May 1, 2020