troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

telecell tool

These are the people that try to get on television and call their friends to see if they're on tv. They wave and smile like the true tools that they are.

John sat in the front row behind home plate at the Indians game and called me to let me know that was him waving. What a telecell tool.

by cinti August 24, 2006

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

Tool

One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is a retard. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.

That tool, David Albogas, dosen't even know she's just using him.

by João Presunto July 11, 2012

Tool

when somebody is a poser and thinks they fit in when they clearly do not. they think they have so many friends but they talk about the person all the time.

tom gabriel peter is sucha tool. he thinks everyone likes him, but he truely is a poser at heart.

by nicolette312 February 21, 2009

cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

tool

A tool is someone who can't think for themselves. Someone who is easily taken advantage of, picked on and made a fool out of. Someone who is being used and doesn't even realize it. Someone who tries too hard to please others. Someone who can't defend themselves.

These acts give people the impression that the "tool" doesn't have a brain or any common sense and as a result all they are good for is being used, like a tool(hence the insult).

Being called a tool is NOT a compliment.

"Eric is such a tool. He doesn't even realize that all these people are just making fun of him."

"Yeah. I really feel bad for that kid."

by MK0707 January 17, 2011