Chocolate milk

What you call alcohol in front for your parents and possible snitches.

(Pairs nicely with the sone Chocolate Milk by kookookangaroo)

“Did anyone bring the chocolate milk?”
“Yeah don’t worry about it”
...
“Yo Brandon whatcha drinking?”
“Chocolate milk bro”

by Pa-the-tic May 22, 2020

milk cartoned

Friend who suddenly disappears, usually because of a new relationship.

We were tight until he met Lailia. Then he milk cartoned.

by trollope July 15, 2007

Milk Beetle

Them who have the skin color of white.

Look at that milk beetle over there, shaking her arms.

by Hairy Milk Beetle February 27, 2021

mutated milk

a tf2 item for the scout class from tf2

it is a reskin of the mad milk item but has a piece of mutated bread in it as a reference to the expiration date short made by valve

scout1: i use the mutated milk becuase i like expiration date
scout2: same but i dont have it

by sniper nate October 27, 2020

Milk Lady

A women (typically Vietnamese or Thai) paid to love you long time and milk you. Never are they someone to marry or become acquaintances with.

"My milk lady has Syphilis. Hopefully my wife doesn't find out".

by iraqimohammed April 22, 2018

Milk Maids

Women who search through all the milk to find the one with the latest expiration date.

"The milk maids. The women that go through every gallon of milk looking for a later date. As if somewhere-beyond all the other gallons-is a container of milk that won't go bad for like a decade." - Dante Hicks to Randal Graves, Clerks

As seen in Clerks and Clerks II played by Kevin Smith's mom.

by Olaf (Silent Bob's cousin) July 28, 2006

spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

by natalie May 27, 2004