Lauren’s Web

When a girl named Lauren talks you into sex and now you’re a part of her “web”

Bro. Lauren had a whole speech n talked me into her web. I got caught in Lauren’s web bro!!

by ThatDude-Guy June 15, 2023

Lauren Bauer

MOMMY. The Ass queen of CP. So hot.

"Dude, Lauren Bauer just posted"
"Dude, I know that shit is gas."

by PeterDamionDanielsDonnelly June 22, 2023

Lauren

Lauren is a very nice person who will never gets mad at anyone. She always seems happy and in a good mood no matter what. She's the best friend you could ever have.

Lauren is so nice

by Joannazc June 25, 2023

The Lauren Effect

Acting more promiscuous, provocative, sexual when in the presence of a female/male named Lauren

“Why are you being a whore rn?”
“Because I’m around Lauren, it’s The Lauren Effect”

by Litler lover June 26, 2023

Lauren's latte

A mistake drink instead of refilling a mimosa using oat milk instead of more orange juice.

What is a hint of orange juice, oat milk and champagne make? That's a Lauren's latte.

by Toadloaf November 9, 2025

Lauren Blow-bert

Nickname on Capital Hill for the incompetent and corrupt U.S. representative from Colorado's 4th District, who has been a disaster for both Colorado and our nation.

There goes Lauren Blow-bert again, giving out blow-me sandwiches to her mega rich donors.

by LaughingAloud December 11, 2025

Lauren C

just an average girl
she always wore a smile
she was cheerful and happy for a short while
now shes older things are getting colder
life's not what she thought
she wished someone had told her

Hey, stop being such a Lauren C!

by LaurenColotarci February 25, 2023