by OG Gringle February 05, 2016
The Action of a man using his rod to "beat the face" off his wife or lover. Usualy used to cause facial damage.
by BigCheeseyWabmaster January 21, 2010
… A town where people don’t hate you. A town incorporated by Pat and Ken . Also see Simple Man Productions … also see Tidwell Trio❤️
by McMurph101 September 06, 2021
by Top shagger gav December 05, 2019
A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.
by Louisiana Gold December 17, 2008
Something said to a person when that person is obviously exceeding expectations. Kind of like, "Go easy, you're doing too good of a job. The others don't stand a chance."
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
Often applies to being well dressed, just looking sharp or just being too good at a sport.
A reference to MC Hammer's third album.
When you have on a sharp new outfit that's going to help you win over the ladies, a friend might say to you before you go out, "Hammer don't hurt 'em."
by sammee m January 10, 2014
Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.
The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.
by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014