The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.
Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?
by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021
by Bernie Whurst November 24, 2012
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
by JohnnySage August 19, 2019
Joke
The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
The giagantic, half acre mound of snow found on a Walmart's parking lot after it have been plowed that resembles a huge igloo. Based on the myth that Canadians live in igloos.
by wolfbait51 June 10, 2011
by DutchNugget&CroationSensation November 13, 2010
The act of having sex then cuming between either a males or females ass-cheeks, then squishing them together and jiggling them.
person 1" hey i heard what you did to beck,"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"
person 2 " Yer i totally Canadian Snow Globed her"
person 1 " high five 'slap'"
by Kodo_90 April 07, 2011
This act requires a man to spread ketchup upon a woman's anus as lubricant before performing anal sex. Then, just before he ejaculates, the man pulls out from the girl's anus and spreads his semen all over the girl's chin. As the semen mixes with the ketchup dripping from her chin, and with the penis as the "french fry", the entire act is very reminiscent of how Canadian's enjoy their fries. Any anal excrement that accompanies the mixture simply adds to the "poutine" only enhancing the experience.
Think you've done some weird shit in your sex life? I had a girl ask me to give her a Canadian French Fry the other night. Damn crazy Canucks.
by Gonzoe June 29, 2011