December 18

Give your boyfriend head and let your boyfriend give you head.

Hey look it's December 18, can I get some head?

by hey_lol December 16, 2020

November 18

The only day females can get a pic🍆😏 from a guy

Girl: Hey brian it’s November 18 you know what that means
Brian: 📸

by MELO-THE-ASS-EATER November 17, 2020

April 18

Gay idiots

Did you hear they were born on April 18th
They must be gay

by John the god69 April 11, 2022

The bob the builder 18+ server

4 BIG GUYS AND THEY BUST ON MY EYES THEY EAT MY ASS JUST LIKE APPLE PIE you open general and you see two black guys kissing that's a win in my book

i love seeing two big black guys kissing on the bob the builder 18+ server

by Bobs messenger April 21, 2022

September 18

People who are less superior to people born on September 17.

Oh look he's born on September 18, haha I'm more superior than him

by SEANHATEPAGE/j June 17, 2021

January 18

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 18
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

front 18

A golf term used to describe a woman with abnormally large breasts and a small ass (referred to in golf as front 9 and back 9 but since the goods on her front side are so big she has no backside)

Check out the front 18 on that girl.

Damn those are nice but where is her ass?

by EsmeraldaB May 1, 2018