Bilbo your shit

Verb: to Bilbo your shit. To drop everything in your life and go on a spontaneous (and potentially ill-conceived) adventure, often in a foreign country/city.

"Fuck this job, I'm gonna Bilbo my shit and move to Scotland." - Lisa Fjoryn

"Did you hear about Joey? He Bilbo'd his shit and moved to Vancouver."

"I'm seriously considering Bilbo'ing my shit right now."

"Just Bilbo your shit with me. What's the worst that could happen?"

by Dea_al_Mon September 19, 2014

Shit’s your thanks

Shit’s your thanks means when you do something for someone and they don’t say thank you shit is their thanks

“I cleaned the dishes”
“Ok”
“Well shit’s your thanks”

by Iwa b July 4, 2020

egg shit tight

When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.

Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.

by Joeybahk5000 February 5, 2018

slophouse-shit-slinger

A institutional cook that serves low grade food who got the bad "wrap" mainly because of the mad cow disease epidemic.

Eat an Entrée Manure while this entrepreneur shoves shit down my throat like a slophouse-shit-slinger.

by Vin Nguyen July 9, 2017

Slouching Shit Scribble

A person/person's who takes abnormally long having a bowel movement. Who maybe insulted for having a bent back.

"man, my legs are numb from taking a dump"
"dude, your such a slouching shit scribble"
"aww, thats mest up"

by Blue Eyed Virgins November 20, 2009

deck your shit

slang to hit someone, especially to hit someone and knock them down: Hitting and beating. a bunch of fives idiom. a rap on/over the knuckles idiom.

Try me and I'll deck your shit

by dcxp97 September 15, 2017

shit and piss combo

When you try to fart, but you instead piss and shit at the same time.

One time when I was 9, I was giving my dad an back massage, i was sitting on his back and wanted to fart but instead I did an shit and piss combo so stinky your nose will turn into dust if you smelt it, he immediately jumped up and my hot diarrhea splattered all over our brand new carpets, he went and showered and I could hear him crying, when he got out he made me clean my shit with my blanket, he made me sleep with my blanket that night, i was crying so much because the smell of my shit was that bad, i vomited and the pressure of my vomit was so harsh i did another shit and piss combo, i was crying as i rolled around in my filth and my dad came in and screamed when he saw it, "how can such an small child have so much shit inside there body?!?" he said, he then said to me to take an bath and i was forced to sleep in the couch because my dad didn't want to risk me sleeping in his bed because I might do another shart and piss combo, we then bought an brand new carpet and an brand new bed set for me.

by pinecone alligator October 28, 2022