no i

The opposite of no u that's offensive rather than defensive. To be used when someone describes themselves in a way that doesn't apply to them, but does apply to you.

"I think I've become a better person recently."

"no i"

by Facques May 15, 2018

i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss

Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF

by Big shot thot destroyer 6900 May 21, 2018

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

no i

backfire autocorrect no u

When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*

by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

i don't give a thing

I couldn't care less!

Why are you talking about it again and on~?
I don't give a thing.

by Sonamu April 12, 2018

t()i

Think (About) It. For use when you don’t have enough characters left in your sms or tweet for the long version.

t()i u wanna ruin ur lif? (Think about it. Do you want to ruin your life?)

by Rogue_Nation May 27, 2018

I said a joke not a poem

I said a joke not a poem is a popular frase from Jacksucksatlife.He asked the person to say a joke but they said a poem and he said that.

Jack:Say a joke.
Person:Roses are red ,violents are blue , i love your vids, pls dont ban me.
Jack:I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM!!!!

by TheOfficalEverzo April 18, 2018