Carrot Man

A figment of your imagine even though its real

“Rin we just saw Carrot Man?”
“I fucking hate you”

by Regurk April 16, 2021

Poor Man's Quit

Poor Man's Quit is not really a Poor Man's Quit. Tobacco is highly toxic with 800 chemicals while Nicotine itself is not toxic. Don't stuff Tobacco in a capsule and take it, or you will have bloody poop and stomach ache and intestine pain. Save for REAL Nicotine Lozenges 2mg to 4mg or try Nic Nacs 6mg Nicotine Lozenges half a Lozenges or 3mg. Nicotine itself is a cognitive enhancer and is non-toxic and safe. The 800+ chemicals in the Tobacco Plant is more toxic than a poorly set up meth lab (Methamphetamine HCl) or speed lab (Amphetamine HCl) with no pharmaceutical controls to check for quality control. Nicotine Lozenges are purified and safe. Vaping is pretty safe. Smoking is not safe. Swallowing Tobacco is 100 times less safe than smoking.

I tried Poor Man's Quit for the last time. Time to save up for Nicotine Lozenges Regular Man's Quit and never try Poor Man's Quit again. No more pain in the intestine or stomach or pooping blood or dizziness.

by HawaiianPunch1 June 15, 2025

Muffin Man

That one guy who is colossal screw up, and some how still has his job. Generally given in a work environment. Made famous in the tree industry, By a man whole rolled a truck over, while chasing a muffin that slid across his dashboard.

"You must have the dick sucking skills of a Muffin Man, after you screwed that up."

by Bglewis November 29, 2019

Dirty Man Piñata

A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”

Oh my god we had so much fun playing Dirty Man Piñata last night! I was the big winner, obviously!

by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021

Florida man

A Florida man is a man who was born in Florida and commits the most devious crimes possible.

Have you heard of that Florida man who claimed the 3 needles stuck up his ass wasn't his?

by local floridian man January 11, 2023

Man Flag

the nature of a muLLet haircut observed from psychopathic feminist's POV..

"i was expLaining to friend the nature of a muLLet haircut when observed by psychopathic feminists.. i think they see my muLLet as a MAN FLAG !!"

"bro thats so true !!"

by dr_bLur October 24, 2019

Man

Chuck Norris is a man

No way it’s the MAN Chuck Norris

Oh wow Chuck Norris is a Man

by Crimson_Slayze January 7, 2023