Mystical Bitch-Tits

An elderly woman who wears disgustingly suggestive clothing. Typically has a job teaching young children.

Oh God, my son has Mrs. Smith for his 3rd grade teacher, she is such a Mystical Bitch-Tits.

by Floppy Mcgee July 13, 2011

Driveshaft Bitch

Woman who thinks she's an expert mechanic, when she can't even find her keys half the time.

Woman who won't stop trying to impress people with nonsense - doesn't know what she's talking about.

"Someone tell that Driveshaft Bitch to shut up".

by Mistress KiKi September 25, 2011

Ice Bitch

An extremely cold hearted, soul stealing bitch with no moral sympathy for anyone.

Megan gave me and my dog fucking herpes! and she KNEW she had it! What the fuck!?

Dude she's such an ice bitch, you had it coming.

by 9/11 LOL November 9, 2012

Pussy bitch

Someone who acts like a little girl, and says stupid shit

Nico Padron is such a pussy bitch, I can't fucking stand his dumbass remarks.

by Barbara manatee August 14, 2013

homerun bitch

A chick you meet on the first night that goes all the way with you can be for a one night stand or longer

Nick is a total bad ass he found a homerun bitch last night at the club.

by snconnection September 13, 2013

redford bitch

The dirtiest type of hoe. Someone who is truely okay with fucking anything with a ditry twist to it
Who's vag resembles a split grilled cheese sandwich.

"Hey, look at that see cow hooker!!"
"Ya that's a real redford bitch!"

by funnyfucker420 September 25, 2013

Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.

I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?

by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014