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man saggers

A term you would use when you have been extrodanarily dissed and you have no way to comeback without making a complete fool of yourself and being stabbed because you will have no friends.
Bill: yo momas so fat, she sucks on ginass day and night like a turd monkey.
Alex: oh yeah! well your a man saggers!
Bill: oh no you didnt! im gonna go cry now!
by jam1234567890 February 18, 2010
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Moth man

An all powerful being to is moth and rules the asexuals and the trans community. He’s ALWAYS there when a bad thing happens
Jake from state farms: “when that bridge collapsed I saw moth man, he SAVED ME!”
Becky Beth: “oh wow, isn’t he the ruler of all asexuals and the trans community?”
Jake from state farms: “yeah, they even made a statue for him”
by ✧ Garlic bread gay ✧ February 16, 2022
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Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.
Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.
by utahanarchist February 8, 2023
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man door hand hook car door

Man Door Hand Hook Car door was the title of a 4chan post of somebody trying to tell a Creepypasta story.
man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
by deepfriedshitposter June 3, 2018
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mans got some buns

mans got some buns, but better. a man that got cake but theyre called buns.
used in a sentence when you see someone having big cake, sorry i regret.
rich man: hey man.
poor man: hey man.
rich man: dammmnnn, mans got some buns.
poor man: thanks man, i got them from someone like a plastic surgeon.
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Licky man

The man who goes into hospitals and heals the elderly by licking them.
Thank you licky man your slobber cured me!! Tasty!
by licky man is my dad July 15, 2024
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Changed man

O contrário do que o Dinis disse
by diniscanha June 16, 2020
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